Heading back to school can be nerve-wracking — so why not start the day with a groan-worthy giggle? Here are 10 dad jokes guaranteed to make your kids roll their eyes… and maybe even laugh.
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because they wanted to go to high school. -
What’s a teacher’s favourite nation?
Expla-nation. -
Why did the maths book look so sad?
It had too many problems. -
What’s a pencil’s favourite place to go on holiday?
Pencil-vania. -
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes. -
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz. -
What do you call a student who’s always chewing?
A gum-believer. -
Why was the computer so smart?
It went to a lot of classes. -
Why was the school cafeteria so loud?
Because it was full of lunchroom booms. -
What’s a teacher’s favourite kind of tree?
The sylla-bus.
