28/08/2025

10 Fresh Dad Jokes for School Drop-Off Day

Chatgpt image aug 15, 2025, 10 42 13 am

Send your kids into class with a smile (or at least a sigh) with these dad jokes tailor-made for the first day back.

  1. Why was the maths lecture so long?
    The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

  2. Why did the kid bring a torch to school?
    Because they were in a light reading group.

  3. What’s a teacher’s favourite drink?
    Hot chalk-olate.

  4. Why did the student take a ladder to the library?
    They heard the books were on another level.

  5. What’s a pirate’s favourite subject?
    Arrrrrrt.

  6. Why did the student cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide.

  7. What’s the smartest insect?
    The spelling bee.

  8. Why was the computer cold at school?
    It left its Windows open.

  9. Why did the cafeteria hire a DJ?
    To serve up some hot jams.

  10. What kind of school do surfers go to?
    Boarding school.