Keep the back-to-school blues at bay with these freshly sharpened dad jokes — perfect for the school run.
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Why did the kid eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
You’re looking sharp! -
Why did the ruler go to the principal’s office?
It wanted to straighten things out. -
What subject do snakes do best in?
Hiss-tory. -
Why was the broom late for class?
It swept in. -
Why do artists always do well at school?
They draw good conclusions. -
Why don’t you ever trust a geometry teacher?
They’re always going off on a tangent. -
How do fish get to school?
They swim-bus. -
Why did the student sit on the clock?
They wanted to be on time. -
What’s a ghost’s favourite subject?
Spelling.
