Send your kids into class with a smile (or at least a sigh) with these dad jokes tailor-made for the first day back.
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Why was the maths lecture so long?
The teacher kept going off on a tangent. -
Why did the kid bring a torch to school?
Because they were in a light reading group. -
What’s a teacher’s favourite drink?
Hot chalk-olate. -
Why did the student take a ladder to the library?
They heard the books were on another level. -
What’s a pirate’s favourite subject?
Arrrrrrt. -
Why did the student cross the playground?
To get to the other slide. -
What’s the smartest insect?
The spelling bee. -
Why was the computer cold at school?
It left its Windows open. -
Why did the cafeteria hire a DJ?
To serve up some hot jams. -
What kind of school do surfers go to?
Boarding school.
