Because every family needs at least one good groan at the dinner table
Christmas is the season of sparkle, family time, questionable outfits, and of course the mighty dad joke.
Some say dad jokes get worse at Christmas.
Others say they reach their peak.
We say this is your chance to shine.
So here is your official Christmas Dad Joke Starter Pack. Use responsibly.
Jokes for Christmas Day
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Why does Santa go through the chimney
Because it soot him. -
What do you call Santa when he takes a break
Santa pause. -
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots
He was picking his nose. -
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad
A pineapple. -
Why did the turkey join the band
Because it already had drumsticks.
Jokes for when the kids are losing energy
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast
Frosties. -
Why did the elf bring string to the Christmas party
To tie the night together. -
What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song
Fleece Navidad. -
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes
No idea.
Jokes guaranteed to make your partner sigh
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I bought my family a fridge for Christmas.
I cannot wait to see their faces light up when they open it. -
My Christmas decorations are up.
Well actually they fell over twice but I am pretending they are up. -
I told my wife I wanted to do something different this Christmas.
She said good because you did nothing last year.
